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ARLINGTON, VA – In what could be the most alarming political development of the 21st century, sources deep within the Pentagon are reporting that figures associated with a nascent “America Party”—a rumored third party allegedly backed by Elon Musk—have been holding clandestine meetings with active and retired military generals. The nature of these meetings is the […]

WASHINGTON D.C. – A bombshell report from a Justice Department whistleblower alleges that highly classified files related to the Jeffrey Epstein case have “disappeared” from secure FBI archives. The missing files are rumored to contain the infamous “client list” and detailed evidence implicating powerful figures in the U.S. and abroad. Even more disturbingly, insider sources within […]

LANGLEY, VA – In a theory gaining traction in intelligence and defense circles, some insiders are now postulating that Elon Musk’s seeming immunity from government retribution stems from a quiet, strategic alliance with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The theory posits that Musk’s sprawling network of technology—specifically Starlink’s global satellite internet and SpaceX’s launch capabilities—has become […]

NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street was thrown into a panic today, with Tesla ($TSLA) stock plummeting over 20% in pre-market trading following explosive rumors that Donald Trump, if re-elected, is considering invoking the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to freeze Elon Musk’s assets. IEEPA, a law typically used to sanction foreign adversaries like Iran […]

WASHINGTON D.C. – A trove of leaked internal emails from Donald Trump’s inner circle has shed new light on the escalating feud with Elon Musk, revealing a deep-seated fear that goes far beyond public spats on social media. The emails, authenticated by multiple sources, show top advisors warning Trump that Musk represents a unique, “uncontrollable” threat. […]