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In a shocking move that has sent fans, critics, and even Satanists into a tailspin, the Pittsburgh Steelers have announced their official boycott of Pride Nights, citing concerns over what they call the “woke and satanic” nature of the events. The announcement comes hot on the heels of a similar statement by the Kansas City […]

In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show starring none other than the fiery conservative pundit, Tucker Carlson. The show, tentatively titled Truth Unleashed, promises to be a hard-hitting exposé of everything wrong with “woke culture,” left-wing media, and, of […]

Hello America! Let me stun you guys with Netflix’s recent gigantic loss. Yes, you got it right. But why? What went wrong? Why did users get offended? Well, folks, hold down… Netflix’s CEO and Co-Founder, Wilmot Reed Hastings Jr., just donated $7 million to Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign. But wait… This big buck donation is […]

In a striking show of solidarity, Hollywood actor Matthew McConaughey has announced his support for NFL kicker Harrison Butker by planning a high-profile fundraiser in Texas. This event aims to raise funds for the causes close to Butker’s heart, particularly those aligning with his views on family, faith, and freedom of speech. McConaughey’s involvement not […]

Elon Musk, often known for his ventures into space and electric vehicles, is now stepping into a new arena: social media. His latest venture aims to challenge the dominance of platforms like Facebook, promising a fresh approach to free speech and moderation. Musk’s proposed platform, which he describes as “non-woke”, seeks to fill what he […]