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In what might be the spiciest scandal to ever hit Flavortown, celebrity chef Guy Fieri has officially taken his diners, drive-ins, and dives to new political heights. Known for his signature bleached hair, love of nacho cheese, and all things “dude food,” Fieri shocked fans everywhere when he reportedly kicked pop icon Taylor Swift out […]

In a surprising turn of events that has jolted the entertainment industry, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has announced his departure from what he terms “Woke Hollywood” to join forces with tech mogul Elon Musk in a new film production venture that explicitly rejects politically correct culture. This move marks a significant shift for one of […]

In an unexpected twist, George Clooney came out of the blue with a bombshell announcement that he’s fed up with America while he was gesturing to his perfectly chiseled hairline. Yes, folks, you have read it right, this silver fox himself is vowing to leave the country he’s grown tired of. He declared, “I just […]

In a controversial and impassioned statement, Lin Dunn, the renowned director of the Indiana Fever, has called for the expulsion of Brittney Griner from the U.S. Olympic team. Dunn’s comments have ignited a firestorm of debate across the sports community, centered around Griner’s recent actions and the broader implications for athletes representing their countries on […]

ABC’s decision to pair Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens for its new late-night show, provisionally titled “The New Late Night,” marks a bold departure from the comedic and often politically liberal content of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” The network believes this dynamic duo will bring fresh perspectives and invigorate the late-night scene with engaging debates and […]