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LANGLEY, VA – In a theory gaining traction in intelligence and defense circles, some insiders are now postulating that Elon Musk’s seeming immunity from government retribution stems from a quiet, strategic alliance with the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA). The theory posits that Musk’s sprawling network of technology—specifically Starlink’s global satellite internet and SpaceX’s launch capabilities—has become […]

NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street was thrown into a panic today, with Tesla ($TSLA) stock plummeting over 20% in pre-market trading following explosive rumors that Donald Trump, if re-elected, is considering invoking the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA) to freeze Elon Musk’s assets. IEEPA, a law typically used to sanction foreign adversaries like Iran […]

WASHINGTON D.C. – A trove of leaked internal emails from Donald Trump’s inner circle has shed new light on the escalating feud with Elon Musk, revealing a deep-seated fear that goes far beyond public spats on social media. The emails, authenticated by multiple sources, show top advisors warning Trump that Musk represents a unique, “uncontrollable” threat. […]

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a stunning political twist that has left both parties bewildered, campaign finance disclosures, leaked by a whistleblower, appear to show that Elon Musk has been secretly funneling millions of dollars into the campaign of a far-left Democratic candidate known for her anti-corporatist and socialist-leaning platform. The candidate, a rising star in […]

WASHINGTON D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court held an unscheduled, closed-door emergency session today, and sources with knowledge of the meeting claim the topic was the legal status of naturalized citizen Elon Musk. The unprecedented nature of the meeting has sent shockwaves through legal and political circles, sparking fears that the nation’s highest court is being […]